You may not be able to watch the games or understand the sport, but you can partake in a game called Scorigami, aka NFL Bingo!
From the doobly-doo:
"Scorigami is the art of achieving a final score in an NFL game that has never happened before. It is a term made up by Jon Bois, a concept perfected by Pete Carroll, and a goal that may not be completed before the heat death of the universe."
This is the enthusiastic and natty sports documentarian and storyteller Jon Bois, who is far better at his craft than should be reasonably allowed.
*** SCORIGAMI ***
And here's your own Scorigami board! Complete through Week 2 of the 2018 NFL season. The rest is up to you!