Tuesday, May 12, 2020

HOW TO KILL IMAGINARY MONSTERS

HOW TO KILL IMAGINARY MONSTERS

by SpecialGuestStar
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Silver bullets won’t harm Draculas. They only harm Wolfmans. They also harm Ratmans, Tigermans, and Boarmans. they will harm Bearmans but Bearmans are generally law-abiding and helpful, if misunderstood.

For Draculas you need a crossbow with wooden stakes blessed by a priest and then holy wafers. Also works against Blackulas.

Mummies just have to get wet

Trolls? Fire or acid

Zombies sizzle when you throw salt on them

The Creature from the Black Lagoon can get killed normal, but his skin is tough so you need a higher caliber. 

Bizarros need blue kryptonite 
And for Frankensteins, they’re actually quite gentle and intelligent. They just need some understanding. 

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Silver bullets won’t harm Draculas. They only harm Wolfmans. They also harm Ratmans, Tigermans, and Boarmans. they will harm Bearmans but Bearmans are generally law-abiding and helpful, if misunderstood.

For Draculas you need a crossbow with wooden stakes blessed by a priest and then holy wafers. Also works against Blackulas.

Mummies just have to get wet

Trolls? Fire or acid

Zombies sizzle when you throw salt on them

The Creature from the Black Lagoon can get killed normal, but his skin is tough so you need a higher caliber. 

Bizarros need blue kryptonite 

And for Frankensteins, they’re actually quite gentle and intelligent. They just need some understanding.