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Saturday, October 24, 2020

The Crowning of King Harold

 

Here is a spooky story that comes from my latest novel, Lions Red and Gold, available now in digital and dead tree only on Amazon. I post it here in honor of this Halloween.

 

 

30 December 1065

 

The king of all the Anglo-Saxons slept and waited the  arrival of the Ferryman to take him cross the way which all men go. But Edward the Confessor, breathed he still.

 

King Edward the Confessor, childless and waning, had betook ensorcelled by some dreadful magic, and the Court were powerless to wake him from his shadowed kine. In his long yearfulness did Edward well decline, as all men do, who liveth under God’s unslighting eye.


 



Meanwhile in the City, there a hulking figure turned his piping-hood against the misting rains. He wore he of a ploughman’s kit. He had no special undergarment; plain uncolored linen drawers encovered him to adequate. He wore he hose of linen wode[1] on each his separate legs, ill-fitting, and tied up upon his girdle with the drawstrings knotted on the hips through slits on side of linen drawers. The hose rose up to thigh-length and enclosed his feet entire for the warmth they could provide. Atop, he wore a linen kyrtill, neither bleached nor colored, and full-skirted to provide more warmth and manly dignity. Atop of this, he wore a tunic made from linen and then lined with wool. Its length, down to the knee, was that of any worker’s cut; the legs were then left free for ambulative livery. The shoulder-seam was curved, and at the wrists the sleeve were tapered down. These cuts were the style in the countryside in those cold days, allowing for some mittens to be worn upon the hands without befouling the sleeve.

 

About his waist, he wore a decorated leather belt, for ploughmen at the time, and other laborers as well, would wear this sort of belt to demonstrate their industry: a decorated belt tied gaily ‘bout shewed all who saw it that its bearer made a tidy profit in the year, and spent it lavishly, as noblemen may do. Upon his belt hung knife and purse and strangely, too, an arming sword. This last would mark this man as noble even in a ploughman’s wore.

 

Upon his feet were shoes of plain, brown leather with thin soles as was the custom. Rose they up above his ankle, and then turned they down again, and tied with leather laces in a tidy bow.


His hood was brown and woolen and it covered up the head and neck quite pleasingly. Aback it had a liripipe[2] to tie it to the tunic ‘gainst the wind, or to his belt when not in use. His hat, in brown, bycocketine, and wool, wore to the fore.

 

And finally, he carried on his belt a pair of mittens with articulated fingers dyed with saffron and with wode, belike a ploughman might he own. He didn’t like the pinch and so he left them well alone.

 

This man shewed care out to avoid ensoiling his boot up in the horse manure left upon the street; accreting mud-cake would enow be evidence his London weilke. He turned him up to Moorsgate, never showing out his face to any soul, for were the hour midnight and a witch he meant to call.

 

There near the Moorsgate is a postern passage that you might have seen or known. But at this time, it was a secret way to pass the wall, known only to the man who had it built and they who wrought the thing along. This were that man, this giant, secreting out the London ley.

 

The wintry mist upon his hands wrought red from white, and chilled the bones of present wight. Considered he the mittens naught, for he was used to Thor’s adversity.


The night were blackened up, with sliver of the Moon onrising and some tense, low clouds to block the stars. The New Moon held within its dainty crescent horns the Old Moon there, illuminated but a bit somehow. He kept him to the East and kept his hand along the wall. When he approachethed up the ruined temple to Minerva (and to Freya in her time), he turned him North and walked a mile 'long the Ancient Road called Aldgate, to a wee wic ded he ken up there which held the Devil's bouns.


On past the church and past the well, upon the edge of moor and fen lived Hollace in a hovel made of peat. Nobody ken her years or how her dwelling came to be. She lived alone and made her living hoarding aught the pretty herbs that grow along the wood and in the blackened Earth, in places cloistered up against most men’s good wisdom see. Her manner split the distance twixt Minerva and gay Od; for had she goodly wisdom when not wrought by madness; but with madness were she wrought a’regular.

 

Anon, this hooden-gillie struck her door quite sharply with the pommel of the sword he closely bore. He rapped again. Came then she to the door, the crone, with shawl and nightcap on her. Bent was she with age, the weight all men among us bear. She were a wee thing, dessicated like unto the desert had been through her.




    “Aye, well met, me Lordship,” said the little crone.

“Aye, and well, well met, my faithful friend,” replied the giant, as he ducked to enter there.

 

She had no fittings and no roomware there inside, save just a rocking chair to set, and table wee, just big enow to well suit one, and wobbly. The giant sat upon her floor, unfinished, but quite dry and warm. He then untipped his hood, and did reveal himself to God and every man who woulds’t see him: Harold Godwinson were then apparent seen beneath the shroud.

 

“I’ve ere walked forth from London for to ken the forthshaft[3] as you truly ken. Tell my forthtime and the towardness of ere this island Albion, ye kenful oldwife Hollace.”

 

“Coin.”

 

Well-æthelgedly,[4] Harold then produced the hoard within a gunny and he put it on the table.

 

Hollace held up each the sundry coin to see the emberment of stovelight gleam against it, then emplaced it in her apron. Counted up she thirty shillings; were enow for her to tell the future to this man before her now.

 

She turned her good eye to him and she squinted at his face. This man, this giant of a man, had cheek of ivory, quite fair. His chin were noble too, and boued it forward in perpetual determination made. He wore them clean, his cheek and chin, to shew how manly hath God wrought them both. However, had he broad mustaches, as they were the fashion of the time, in red but with a little white. Here in the gloom and dour mist, his curly hair of red hung down about his collar so, accentuating up his finely-cultured bones. His father, Godwin, famously wore down his hair the same, but Godwin’s hair was brown without the fire of Harold’s mane.

 

Sir Harold, was he tall, perhaps six foot and then a little bit; and had he shoulders broader by a hand perhaps than were his narrow hips. This night he bore no armor, for to travel in disguise; but even aught his case were he to look upon a knight tonight, with sparkling blue eyes.

 

“There is a tide ‘pon this New Universe, and up upon it do we rise and fall, bestruck by fated stars, m’lord,” did Hollace cast, while opening the shutter on her window. Hollace struggled with the latch. “My hands. My hands…” Sir Harold breathed frustration and impatience with the witch. She finally got the latch to spry and peered up into Heaven with her one remaining eye.

 

“The Moon is dark tonight. I scarcely spy its aftlimbs. Darked and blooded.” Hollace turned to him with some alacrity and grasped his wrist within her claw. “Better for to see our stars, my Lord, and hide these secret things, these weirds we say.”

 

“Make weird be plainer, pray,” replied the Lord of Wessex, Edward’s second, backing off the clying crone. He thought to doubt the wisdom of this gallant forth from castle home.

 

She answered thus, “The old King dies. The spell he’s under shall not lift again. Not outright, no.” She poked about her hearth a bit. “The spirits mark his passing right before Epiphany, when Magi from the Orient would come to bring your Savior ‘is.”

 

 “The day before?”

 

“Aye.”

 

“Do the spirits tells’t what’s be time of day he passes?”

 

“Night, as all good things befouled by the baleful dark.”

 

“And when this dark thing dost transpire, would he name an erve? Would he name me ere his erve?”[5]

 

“This up the hand that makes it so, Lord. Whosoever dost this gill last see, will name that man the Anglish King.”

 

“Then that man must be me, wise Hollace! How to make this so? For Fate, that mistress to the meek and to the passive men dost take to men upon the cusp of History. She taken by these men, well fore they take Her to their marriage bed. The small among us are like afterbear:[6] these small in stature and responsibility. These pups are bound to Her by apron-string, and beaten to obedience by that which Fate should bring.

 

“But up among the atheldom, among the haletheeling wiclords, thegns and kings[7], She doth submit to just and ruly strikes, and finds good discipline to us. To me.

 

“I shall bind she to me this Lady Fate, for fair Fortuna woulds’t for me slake.”

 

“What’s that?” Asked Hollace, as she’d lost into the fire. “Oh. Aye. How make it so? The spirits know.”

 

She poked the fire once again and turned to Harold, sharply. “Thirty shillings more. The wortcraft such as spirits shew is never given free.”

 

This angered Harold and he thought to thrash the woman. But he stayed his hand and handed her more coins. She looked again upon the glinting, one by one, before the firelight.

 

“To make you up the king, ye’ll need two pretty gifts to woo this Fate you seem to moon for, Lord.”

 

“What they? Pray, speakest of these gifts.”

 

“The first of these, a brew I sh’ave concocted. Cordial is it in its scent, but gale to do it galder[8] when it’s work be rent. Pour it down the gullet of the king.”

 

“What then?”

 

“He will awake, anon, up from his spirit’s foul abreet[9]. He’ll spy you with his newly-daven eyes. And then, descent again into foreheawen late Eternity. His life’s reward you’ll bring.”

 

“It kills him?”

 

“Aye. It’s this you wish for, Lord, by faith?”

 

Sir Harold stopped to contemplate this thing. He saw the light from Devil’s Moon through cracks within the walls. “This do I beg of Fate.

 

“Now, what the second pretty shall I need to woo this fickle puterelle?”

 

She stood with some distress, and stepped perhaps four steps, and opened up a box upon the floor beside her filthy bed. She made some grunt of satisfaction, and pulled out the brew, and also something like a looking-glass. She straightened up her back again (as well she could in her decrepitude), and came to set again across from Harold.

 

“This, the second afterleen,”[10] she said, “a viewcraft-lens marked up by Jews direct from Orient. Marry, stand before my fire. Hold it up and let the fire-light shone through against the other wall.”

 

Harold did. Upon the wall, an apparition summoned up! T’were summoned, clear as blessed sunlight, thereupon! He gasped and pulled his arms to him. And when he did, the apparition disappeared! “What spiritcraft is this! You witch! You sorceress!”

 

Hollace grinned, and was well pleased. She cackled, and the flecks of spittle went upon the table, and then some upon the nobleman. She held her innards in with both her bony arms, she cackling and on.

 

He smelt upon her newly urine.

 

Hollace caught herself again and told the nobleman, “It is the viewcrafter. It shews the ghostly apparition on the wall when placed before a fireplace or lantern, or a torch! How riotous! How dear!

 

“Make of this a miracle. Shew upon the wall this markup of a ghost. Ye tell the host about this kelpie wraith, and that it did’st appear to you and Edward right before his life were claim’d! Make show of it! A show for all the peoplement of Edward’s home and all these Anglish islands. Tells’t them that  this spirit said for you to take the throne!”

 

“Dissemblement. Aye, dark dissemblement. But for the purposes of England’s light and weal. For th’hand of Fate, I do submit to Devil’s deal,” said Harold with finality.

 

He practiced with the viewcrafter a bit. When he was satisfied, he stood and thanked the crone, and placed the gifts within the pocket of his purse.

 

And when he had departed, Hollace only then recalled and spoke the rest: “Those summoners upon this apparition suffer rhotic yieldback[11] in this cast, as all men do and in all things at last.”

 

***

 

In truth, just as eld Hollace said it would, King Edward was awoken from his sorcelment upon the 5th of January, which we call Eleventh Night. The spirit shone upon the wall; the King announced to all that Harold to protect his kingdom and his wife; and then the poor King died, upon the very early morning of the Twelfth Night, January 6th.

 

Sir Harold grasped the crown and scepter, and made haste unto the Abbey at near-by Westminster. All the nobles of the land and all the higher clergymen were present for the Feast of the Epiphany. The new King was enthroned that very day before the Witan of the realm: The 6th of ’66.



[1] Medium blue.

[2] A long strip of fabric resembling a streamer, usually on a hood or headdress.

[3] Future.

[4] Noble.

[5] Erve – Heir.

[6] Descendants (by analogy to forebear).

[7] Haletheeling… kings -  Nationalistic noblemen.

[8] Gale to do it galder – filled with magic

[9] Abreet: Destroy or exterminate. In this case used to mean waking from sleep, destroying sleep.

[10] Reward.

[11] Rhotic yieldback – poetic justice

 

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

An Editorial By An Imaginary Person

Steeple Jack is my City of Heroes character. He lives on the Homecoming servers on the Excelsior shard.

He insisted upon making a guest blog post here. I do not endorse, nor shall I be held responsible for, the views expressed by guest bloggers. Their opinions are their own and not those of the blog or the blogger. In other words: Blame Steeple Jack.




On Universal Deceit
By Steeple Jack

People use "conspiracy theory" as a pejorative term to deliver, in as few as possible words, the following insults: 
- "you believe things that aren't true," 
- "you're stupid," and 
- "you're evil."

But the thing is, as a civic culture degenerates to the point that the only things you're allowed to say in the public space are lies denouncing other people or apologies for things you know you didn't do, you more or less move in a nimbus of untruth. Universal deceit. 

You recognize that a conventional narrative has to have passed through the filter of mandatory lies to enter the realm of polite discourse.

And "conspiracy lore" and other outlier ideas, having been rejected by these same filters, acquire a kind of credibility in the form of the awareness that the guy that lies his ass off all the time says it's not true.

An age of lies make the ideas that it rejects plausible by attempting to refute or censor them.

The guardians of civic lore bitch about a monster that they create themselves 24/7/365.

I'm done bitching. I'm not going to pretend things are different from what they are. And I don't care what you think about it. That's what it's going to take to sort the good from the bad: truth.

So Memo to the guardians of civic lore: Let me save you some time.  

I'm stupid. 

I'm evil. 

I believe things that are not true. 

I literally do not believe in science. 

And I will not go educate myself. 


I've been educated quite well enough.


P.S.: I broke my  hand fighting Babbage.





 

Friday, November 8, 2019

The Abbot and the Knight


Outside the monk’s good sanctuary, Piérrin took out a perfect aubergine from his musette, cleaved atwain it with exsanguinette[1], and crumbled off some salt upon a piece, a precious sumptuary for a lowman like the Abbott, who did sit below the salt. He drank him deeply from his red wine-filled decanter. Was blind he in this blackest hour, save for precious, the good stars above him. Le chemin de Saint-Jacques[2] had arisen recently to Father’s right, above the poplar trees his predecessors planted at St. Florentin’s fair founding back in eight-and-seventy, ninth century, while excellent King Rollo still athwarted throne of our sweet Normandy, the upper part. Also did a certain visitor[3], celestial, mark omen most corrupt and monstrous abid the fraught milieu!


God showed to Father Piérrin what needed him to see. It benignant, but discouraging: three horsemen riding on the western path. Ere, held they above the murk then torches high aloft. And as they neared within a quarter-lieu de poste, he saw the double lion rampant on the bloody field, the blazon of the Duke of Normandy, the Bastard William, and he knew the time drew dear; conclusionary actments were the near.

He drank up deep again and tossed the empty vessel to the yard, so chasing off some vermin scavenging who had come close, the carrion they thought would come to come for them to feed. The aubergine as well he dashed out to these snakes and vermin for his fill he’d take’d, from filling up on mortal victuals make, and further had he no more need where his path lead him trake.

He breathed a’deep and stood, now leaning on his staff of yew, what taller than himself, and straighter did it hew.

He walked deliberately to them as these three horsemen turned up Floren’s path and through the little gate of stone then front to shew the congregants withstand. Behind him he could hear upraising voices of his men and boys, and some kind of commotion aural bright and troubling made he there out to note that night.

The vanguard rider halted next to Piérrin. He had a blond mustache. “We almost could not find you in the dark. Have you run out of tallow for your candles, little fellow? Yes, it must be so. You would not hide from Baron Hamelin. No one who lives long as you could be so simple. Foolish alderman!”

“I have no need your brand of wisdom, Sir. The Lord dost guideth me, as he guides every one. Sir Knight, what shall I call you? For I wish to speak with you tonight at length.”

The knight said, “Thierry of Falaise, the second of the name, me Son of Thierry, son of Rollo. Do address me with my title for I earned it: I am Sir. I fought beside the Duke in two campaigns. I’m quite notorious within the conquered Lowland states.”

“Then why would you be as the errand boy the Bastard treat you nigh? William, Bastard be the Duke, has he you banished to the hinterlands because your mustache makes remind of nothing else but two thin pine cones with stem betwine?” The other riding men could not suppress a laugh. So Thierry glared to them at aft.

“I see that insolence runs in the communy, old man. Why, has your branded wether turned to manger, or now is he hiding still, perhaps beneath some petticoats within the nunnery? For so now, that is how we three took leave of him this afternoon behind: he hiding hind two drunkard women, throwing skirts traversely so that we would pause our interrogatories of his puny brain, conversely. Should tied around his neck a bell of brass so everyone could hear him pass. But he did bleat so, we thought not to expect to have this trouble.”

“Yes, he is a loud one,” Piérrin conceded. “And your thinking got you into this, so, mayhap, you leave thinking to your aldermen to get you out?” And Piérrin raised brow and met the gaze of Thierry proud, awaiting Thierry to ring out. But Thierry, he did not.

So on, our Piérrin: “But now, the younger man. Now, you may hear him, even ere now, making quite the racket in the doors of my fair little church. He plays there with his little friends, and well beneath that trouble for the Baron you to send. They play in dark when I am not around there to admonish them to be austere and keep their playthings rudimentary and stark.”

Now Thierry, did he out. “No more of this. Shall not you tease me any longer! Here: I have a writ from Baron Hamelin, and sealed by the Archbishop, giving way two men from every 40 from each monastery, from the service of the Scepter to service of the Crown. We are to conquer England and we’ll do it in this very year! It will be glorious, for William, and for God. They’ve heathens in the wilderness and pagans in the north. Harold, phony king himself, consorts with pagans down from Danish Marches and the Norse. This so our spies have told us, feeble man. Please now away, so we may take your lamb and just three more. And, of course, the oafish goon we see fled here before.”

Behind them, Father heard the breaking of a door frame. So he hastened.

“I have n’ether man for you.

“No, let me think. There is no oafish goon about but that which saddles on a jackass, overgrown, in front of me. I think he called his carcass Thierry, by the Lord! By Od! Ha ha!” He spun about his yew pole in a silly little jig.

And then as if to play him to remember through the fog of years he faked down now to gull the bull upon the courser here, with best men Occs and Oriental[4]: “Ah! You mean the boy! The little boy inside who plays with cock-horse and his wooden soldiers! He’s the one you mean to march him off to war! He’s just a toddler, teether, but a biter be! A whelp! A wet! A teary little thing! Or maybe you believe there’s mice inside, who with your commandeering them, will fight aside your pretty ponies and ward off the Angle-ish of Harold, who did win the throne whilst William sat bemoaning?”

Thierry watched the jig with mouth agape and did not know what of our Piérrin to make!

“Yes! Ye wish to march the mice, to march on English marches and their fens and moors, for with your brave vociferating yawping, they will rise up to the stature of a mercenary man and take them over, these our mice!

“But mice doth drown in wetlands, do they not? You’re wet, you are the wet one, Thierry, knight benighted of the Bastard! Nary do you ken what dost ye wrought! These mice be men? Do you believe your orders can? They can’t! Your bullying will come to naught!” teased Piérrin.

Now Piérrin stopped jigging baldly and presented up quite serious and stern. “For my boys in the commune are no soldiers. Not a one. They are not equal, ere, to peasant men who work the fields and trod the grooves behind an ox until their epoch has been done. They sit in quiet contemplation, Thierry, Sir Abomination! Never do their hands become as rough as peasants’, for they sit in hierarchy nearer to the Duke than earthworm workers in the mud and dust who feedeth you unprofitable eaters there within the upper crust!”

Thierry was gobsmacked. He had not been dressed this way by lowborn Abbots or their charges in his history!

“Pray, let me see that paper, good ye towheaded and mustached and side-burnished Sir Thierry. I wish to see the seal upon it with mine own yeux anciens, so I can be sure Archbishop has so blessed your holy expedition into Kent and Mercia and Wessex and Northumberland.”

“Very well, Gra’mpère.”

The knight brought down the writ to Piérrin’s eye level.

Fatal measure.

Father struck his fateful beat within the heart of goodly Son of Man, a little prayer he whispered out!

And quickly then did Piérrin strike Thierry reaching low, square in the head with staff of quarter yew! So well-astonished was the knight buffoon, the blow unhorsed him there in midnight’s gloom!

Using unseen thin and horny plate, shaved in the springtime from a palfrey’s hoof that needed shoe, embedded secretly by Piérrin within the quarter yew, the Father pierced this courser’s eye and slapped it in the head as well with yew he fell, sending it arrearing back into the other knights. Like ninepins as they flew! Father stepped beneath the beast of eighteen hands, a creature marvelous in peace or war. Marvelous the beast in stature and in majesty, but in the moment spooked and injured, reared it, and good Piérrin did roll and duck beneath. Brought he quarterstaff again upon Sir Thierry’s naked jaw, again and to the other side his yellow, hare lipped maw.

Piérrin, he grabbed the torch and set the tabard of this knight alight! And Father also rolled away and back up to his knee. His heart did race and blood came up into its proper case. For it had been a half a score of years and nine since he had fought another man so properly in crucial time.

Sir Thierry howled and rolled about. His courser came around again from scaring both the others, and its hoof came down quite squarely ‘pon the prone knight’s chest. No maille can yet protect a man from hoof that falls from such a mammoth beast. A case of iron or Italian steel might work, but he had owned, nor worn it not. And so Sir Thierry’s chest cracked sickly as the hoof did meet quite neatly with the ground beneath. It was a horrid sound! Red blood shot forth from Thierry’s mouth, alit there in the gloaming by the flames consuming Thierry in his body and his clothing. Some of Thierry’s blood hit Piérrin right in the eyes.  The courser, riderless, insensate,  bolted back the path to town and Piérrin did watch it go, its red and gold rump-cover now alight as well, and aft the beast it chased, the courser’s course directed by unruly Fate and running now, it galloped at amazing pace. It surely flew! Father breathèd heavily and leaned up upon the yew. Adrenaline began to drain. He used his browning cowl-sleeve to wipe the blood off from his face and brow.

He stood, but then was doubled over with exertion. Turned he fast away from pyre there, and then turned back to Thierry, snatched the writ up from his hand, and burned it in the fire that was even then consuming up the dying knight. He was to Hell.

Sir Thierry’s masque de mort was that of utter shock. His face was coated with his own black blood and bile, and his phlegm and yellow bile did erupt from him from time to time. Some wet thing there inside Sir Thierry popped and hissed repeatedly, like cackling of firewood the sound so wicked be.

Then Piérrin knelt down near Sir and tell’d the dying fellow,

“For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than a two-edged sword, and piercing even to dividing up asunder soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow; is discerner of the thoughts, intents and malintents of heart.[5] So goes the Word of God, Sirrah.”

He then could barely see through pyre’s burn the brothers finally freed themselves and running to his aid. He stood to greet them, open armed and shewing he was well to all his babes.


[1] A knife.
[2] The Milky Way.
[3] Halley’s Comet again.
[4] Occs and Oriental: East and West,
[5] Hebrews 4:12.

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Part 14: Conclusion


Prosperity

And Harald had all to himself the crown of Norway and the North, for here, God made the sacrifice of Olaf more’s the whole. Now had he the crown of Norway then in ’47 be, and ruled the North with iron hand and iron men beneath him stand. None would stand against him, and he came both loved and feared among his people all with Odin’s warm imbraz. These people, they of Od, and now of God, grew strong and multiplied.

Built he then ships of war and merchantry, and did he mint a goodly coin with stable backed by arms and content both. With these two resources, the Norsemen did enrich their land through stable and remunerative trade abroad and in the home. Also did his men consolidate the final remnants of the heathen North. Each local lord, in turn was given over to the Lord and joined they then in Christendom.

Then every year from ’47 through to ’64, he warred with Sweyn, his erstwhile pirate ally, now the king of Danish March. Every Summer when the seas were favored for the raids, he raided Denmark. Never did he best the crafty Sweyn, who was his equal on the bounding main. And as King Sweyn consolidated power in his kingdom, he could allocate his soldiers to defend the places set by Harald’s fighters. Harald did win booty from aggressive naval action but never could he jostle Sweyn and so unseat that rogue.

King Harald ruled them hard, but ruled them in good measure, well. No one who stood against him. Even though he was in his old age in ‘66, still he was the soldier-king set in the hearts and minds of all his countrymen.

All his subjects knew that it was only Edward’s precious humors that Whacht separated Harald from uniting the two Kingdoms under one great lineage.

Harald’s Claim

There was one other thing that Harald did’st want before he died: England.

When Edward the Confessor, childless, was taken to his sweet reward, the child of his fellow-king, that Godwin, took betook himself to sat upon the throne. It happened suddenly. Before his rival men (Edward Ætheling and Cousin Bastard William) could stake their claim upon the throne, Harold Godwinson had made the thing his own.

Recall ye now that every nobleman of English or of Saxon blood could claim upon the throne. It was up to Witan men in counsel to bestow upon the head most worthy, the crown of Angle-Land. Although ‘tis true that at times their hand was forced by force of arms or the rabble in the street of London, the Saxon principle of Witan a Gemot did hold firm in Saxon’s hearts: Kings were raised up by the wisest ones among the tribe, as they were been directed to by God.

And curious Fortuna bid Hardrade enter this grim tournament.

Early on in ’66, Tostig Godwinson, the English King’s wee brother (and a worm if you’d believe) was made up to the Earl of Umberland, above a varied people, and they not well in his hand. But Tostig had a base design upon the throne of Englishkind, and needed he an ally for to make his wheel beturn.

So Tostig sent an emissary off to Norway and to Hardrade’s Court. Tostig well invited Norway’s King to enter into fellowship with him. Tostig then imagined that King Harald would be satisfied to place this Tostig on the throne, a prince of Englishmen, and subject to the older man.

And Hardrade let the whelp believe this elftale true. For Hardrade was quite hard in counse; well-tyrannical’ like iron ruling over men; a savage politician; tough and quite severe. But also, when his enemies made folly of themselves, he stood aback and gave those foolish men who hanged their fates sufficient slack.

Hardrade pulled his sailors and his soldiers from their battles with the Danes. He then gave them instructions to prepare to fashion England’s chains.

Long Memories

Recall now, Edward the Confessor, he the celibate and pious, had sworn to satisfaction over Godwin for his brother’s life. Edward well remembered this. In fifty-one, the men had quarrel over diocesian placements. Edward favored holy men to staff the Holy Church, while Godwin was inclined to place his own men in these offices, to empty out their purse. There was no peace for fifty-one or fifty-two between the men.

Archbishop Robert sat in Canterbury well accused Earl Godwin of a plan of regicide! And at this mark, each man, the king and Godwin both, called up their vassals and their men to face each other off, one at another: war.

But Godwin’s men were faint, and faded they their courage in the face of pious Edward and his stalwarts. Godwin sued for peace. King Edward said, “You may have peace and weal when thou delivers’t the same to my poor brother, who you slew.” And so Earl Godwin and his sons drew out the corners of the Realm and out, to Ireland and Flanders then. Edward put a letter out to France to send their men to take up rulership in Godwin’s place, for Edward knew the lot of them from all the time he’d whiled in Normandy.

Edward then repudiated Edith, consort of the King and Godwin’s wife and cloistered her unto a nunnery for all her life.

In ‘53, Earl Godwin well returned and brought with him a mercenary heathen army made from Vikings and from Gaels. Whilst one his sons, named Sweyn, had died upon a pilgrimage to the Levant, his other sons joined in with him to set upon King Edward then.

But both men, King and Earl, believed the nation to be far too tenuous to take a civil war and then turn back some grim attack amating from the Continent as well; they came together peaceably and restorated up their previous arrangement. Edith came back from her nunnery and was made up unto the Queen again. The Frenchmen turned and fled. But Sweyn, the Earl of Umberland, was gone and truly dead. What then?

Edward gave to Harold Godwinson the Earldom of his now-departed elder brother. Harold shewed his father’s skill in arms, and also was he clever in administrating. He would make a better king than Godwin ever would, in Edward’s estimated vien.[1]

And in a way, God answered Edward’s prayer, for Godwin died in ’53 and left this Harold as his heir. Harold Godwinson and Edward got along in kingly matters better, and were better friends than Edward and his father ever were.





[1] Learned opinion.