Friday, July 12, 2019

Part 7: Saxon England

I'm going on vacation for a week and won't be posting at all. Here's a longer installment for you to pore over if you like.


In Times Past

To gather us up kenship, whyfore in 1066 each of three kings’ claims upon the throne of pretty England lay, let cast us back to eldentime and also mark the structure of the throne and England’s goodly kine.

The structure of the Realm in Anglo-Saxon time placed king above all others hierarchical. The King Himself ruled over all Estates: the Clergy, the Nobility, and then of course the Peasantry. While drawn from ranks of Nobles, kings are sovereign: they be subject naught to stricture of our three Estates.  The Monarch doth insist upon itself from long Antiquity, and not from any other Law or Rule; and therefore kings be subject to no other power there within their Realm (but, likened up to other Men, perhaps to God, who sees the Truth, but waits.)

Below the king are three Estates as you know well. They are like so:

The leader of the First Estate, we call him the Archbishop.  Perches he within the pretty little Church at Canterbury. Under this, the Bishops and the Priests, the abbot and the abby-matroness, the nuns and monks, and laymen of the Church abide his counsel, be it foolish or it wise.

The Second of our three Estates be led here in this Saxon’s land by patriarchs of families be they four. They are called Earls and each rules up above a realm we call an Earldom. Each these Earls hath several Thegns, who mind the lands of Earls and sometimes hold some lands themselves by royal-granted charter.  Thegns then manage Bailiffs, Shire Reeves and Ealdormen, who they themselves administer demesnes of lesser bigness still.

Then the Third Estate; the swiveful,[1] shendful[2] hogs and shrews upon the Earth, who plough and rend and rise our succulence from up the ground and bring to us our food. Mouthbreathing whilst alive, beowing up their lives to better men; and then with dull irregularity, they die.

Even at this time, there were some Freemen left about: skilled craftswrights and some owlers[3] out withacht their rookeries with liberties betrothed by keenest skill. Also bad there cities, which by royal charter or historical tradition, had they some self-sovereignty.

During these gay eldentimes of weal, that Island Realm of Anglestad were stout and nigh-unshakable. Kings would mint the coin for all to trade. Upon the Spring of every year in five, the king would call to him from every corner of the Realm these precious coins, and mint from them again new coins for every man to use. And as he did this thing, his Chequerman would minister the levy with precision on the sundry population for to fund the mightful nation.

But marry up: this stable and nigh-wealful hierearchy wrought this Anglish wære, this Island, ere to men who seek enrichment by their sword-craft, well a valued destination!

Unready King

The year examined now is that 978. Æthelred II rose he up unto the throne of Saxon realm from on the House of Wessex in the south-by-west. He married up a maid named Emma, she of Normandy; the daughter of the Duke of Upper Normandy, aunthouð.[4] Issued they together several children. Of these kids, the boys they Christened Edmund, Edward and then Ælfred. All of these had in them a direct blood claim to England’s throne and to the throne of Wessex: that the petty kingdom wrought with valor on this Island; there enpeopled by the knights and freemen who had fought the Vikings off a century before.

The Men and Ladies there at Court who served this Æthelred direct spoke beskimpingly[5] of him, their words inhewed with dere.[6] Callow, youthful, green and flawed was Æthelred by all accounts!  Judged he others’ character with stupidness, and acted he with overhaste. History remembers Æthelred as The Unready (though was never called he this whilst still he stood instate.)

What means this, Æthelred, in the Old Anglish moot? It means the phrase “wise council” or, say, “noble council,” forso wisdom is ennobling. And Unræd, what means this and so? Unræd means “he, poorly counseled” or “he, poorly was prepared.” So let the whole be both an apt entitlement but also played by silver-tonguèd bard: “Wise Council, Poorly Counseled” doth the whole of this name say!

He failed to deal with Viking raids against his Eastern shores. These forays, were they not so base as merely for the plunder, but coordinated assaults from armies regular. These armies were they general’d in the main by Olaf, King of Norway; and Swein Forkbeard, King of Danes. But rather use his stable levy coin to fortify and fight, King Æthelred chose foolishly to pay these brutes to yield. Since these stern Vikings were the Danes, the money he so paid was known as Dane-geld, and the name of it persists to modern days.

In one the years at raiding-time, King Æthelred set back his treasury to well insure the service of some Viking men to fight for England’s side: these mercenary men! They well betrayed our kingdom as these craven men might do. So Æthelred declared the penalty of death across our land upon each Danish head that rested here. This were in anno domini 1010. Aghastly were the slaughter.




[1] Consumed by sex and sexuality.
[2] Untrustworthy.
[3] Traveling merchant or smuggler.
[4] Ansooth: Truthfully.
[5] Insultingly.
[6] Derision.

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